왜 안알려줬음!! 매펙2 약스포?



매펙2에서 모딘이 짧게 노래부르잖음 그 노래 원곡+팬픽에서 누가 모딘 노래가사 기깔나게 써놓은걸 합쳐서 노래 만들었는데 개잘만들었음 노래 부르는사람도 기깔나게 모딘 캐릭터 잘 살리면서 불러서 리얼 모딘이 부르는거 같아ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 영상 하단에 나오는 그림들도 커엽고 웃겨서 좋다ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

아래는 누가 댓으로 가사 적어뒀더라 구글번역해서 함 읽어봐 존나 모딘임ㅋㅋㅋ

I am  the very model of a scientist salarain.
I’ve studied species turian asari and batarian.
I’m quite good at genetics as a subset of biology,
Because I am an expert which I know is a tautology.

In four directions cardinal, I know the blot routinery.
I problem solve with tools and guns and even farm machinery.
I perfectly recall your genome purine by pyrimidine.
(Hmm, rhyme requirement for pyrimidine, ahh yes!)
I’ll diagnose the cause of every symptom you’re exhibiting.

He’ll diagnose the cause of every symptom you’re exhibiting.
He’ll diagnose the cause of every symptom you’re exhibiting.
He’ll diagnose the cause of every symptom you’re exhibiting.

My knowledge is prodigious though I’m stuffy and professory.
I’m fluent in the vorcha tongue and hanar luminescery.
My xeno science studies range from urban to agrarian.
I am the very model of a scientist salarian.

His xeno science studies range from urban to agrarian he is the very model of a scientist salarian.  

By breakfast time i’m curing seeker swarm induced paralysis.
My ideal date would finish with statistical analysis.
I’ve mastered optic instruments reflective and refractory.
I don’t begrudge the quarians, their hypochondriactery.
I’ve memorized eidetic all my patients’ anamnesises,
I’ve written papers scores and scores and that not counting thesis’s. 
I’ll toxify my enemies with nary an apology. 

(Hmm, ah, ology suffix; not difficult !).
Then spend my weekends brushing up on elcor enzymology.

He spends his weekends brushing up on elcor enzymology.
He spends his weekends brushing up on elcor enzymology.
He spends his weekends brushing up on elcor enzymology.

When I complete a surgery, I sign my name in suturing.
I’ve cut up more Bavarians than torfan’s famous butchering.
If knowledge is a library, then I’m its king librarian I am the very model of a scientist salarian.

If knowledge is a library, then he’s its king librarian he is the very model of a scientist salarian.

When I know all the acids be they levo dextro rotamers.
When I tell your asari child her genes are only sort of yours.
When I expound the theories that my colleagues find heretical.
When I know all the finer points of therapies genetical.
When I could cure your cancer with my brain just halfway functioning.
When I can fix mutating cells the point the nondisjunctioning.
In short when I’ve a smattering of transgenetic strategy.

(Hmm, strategy, challenging rhyme. Philately ?, no stamp collecting too esoteric. Sat-a-gee? Homage to original lyrics? No to archaic will confuse audience.  Something simpler preferred.  Had to be me? No, No, doesn’t fit meter.  No NO! YES!!)

It had to be done rightly, and so I’m the one it had to be.

It had to be done rightly, and so he’s the one it had to be.
It had to be done rightly, and so he’s the one it had to be.
It had to be done rightly, and so he’s the one it had to be.

My skeptics call me mad and thought they always try to censure me.
And actuary tables say I’ll live just half a century.
I’ve surveyed every habitat from xeric to riparian, I am the very model of a scientist salarian.

He’s surveyed every habitat from xeric to riparian, he is the very model of a scientist salarian.

At treating varren std’s I’ve singular ability.
I don’t prescribe black market testicles to fix fertility.
I’ve shifted every paradigm from Sur’kesh to noveria.
I’ve studied piscifauna in the field and in aquaria.
Of volus pharmaceuticals my memory’s a catalog.
I know of all the krogan clans from ravanor to gatatog.
My mastery of Drell anatomy is incomparable.
My soil science would suffice to make tuchanka arable.   

His soil science would suffice to make tuchanka arable.   
His soil science would suffice to make tuchanka arable.   
His soil science would suffice to make tuchanka arable.   

I know the use of minerals from plat’num to iridium.
My work’s more highly cited than a krogran on presidium.
I lecture for the thrill of it, I need no honorarium I am the very model of scientist salarian.

He lectures for the thrill of it, He needs no honorarium he is the very model of scientist salarian.

I am the very model of scientist salarian!