Sincerity is scary

And irony is okay I suppose


Culture is to blame


You try and mask your pain


In the most postmodern way


You lack substance when you say


Something like oh what a shame


It's just a self referential way


That stops you having to be human


I'm assuming you'll balloon


When you remove the dirty spoon


And start consuming like a human


That's what I am assuming


I'm sure that you're not just another girl


I'm sure that you're gonna say


That I was sexist


I feel like you're running out of


All the things I liked you for


Why can't we be friends


When we are lovers?


'Cause it always ends with us


Hating each other


Instead of calling me out


You should be pulling me in


I've just got one more thing to say


And why would you believe


You could control how you're perceived


When at your best you're intermediately


Versed in your own feelings?


Keep on putting off conceiving


It's only you that you're deceiving


Oh don't have a child


Don't cramp your style I'll leave it


Why can't we be friends


When we are lovers?


'Cause it always ends with us


Hating each other


Instead of calling me out


You should be pulling me in


I've just got one more thing to say


I'm just pissed off


Because you pied me off


After your show


When you let go of my hand


In front of some sket


Who wants to bitch on